Coming Soon from Chicken Publications:

The Lost Ranger - He thought being a Black Rock Ranger would give him all he needed for an orderly Burn -- without having to follow the Peterman Plan! A great tract for witnessing to Rangers and Org staff!

The Lake of MOOP - When the windstorm scattered his playa gifts out for miles, Plux thought he had seen hell. But the real hell is much worse, and it's covered in glitter particles.

The Present - Smorewhore had no money for gift trinkets after getting laid off from work, but she had a present even better than pendants to offer...eternal happiness and order through the Peterman Plan!

Welcome Home - Where will you spend YOUR final days of Burning Man- airlifted to a Reno hospital, or eating vegan pancakes while naked?